Kidz Bop Is a High Form Of Art

I'm sure many of you are aware of the music groups Kidz Bop. You know, CD you got at McDonald's that one time and then threw into the trash. The concept of Kidz Bop is to take whatever song is currently trending and getting a bunch of children to sing them. After all, why would you listen to the real song when you can listen to a bunch of prepubescent squeakers sing them instead, right? I myself want to see a Puberty Bop album, filled with voice cracks and other puberty related stuff. Maybe a Senior Citizens Bop, where our favorite folks from the local retirement home do their best to sing the new hip music! Heck, how about a Kidz KPop, where they sing Korean pop songs-

Oh wait, they already did that. The horror!

I'm not sure how these albums keep being made, who keeps buying them? They've been going on since 2000, and it doesn't look like they're going to stop anytime soon. It's been going on for so long, this band has replaced more members than Kiss. I wonder what happened to these kids, did they ever go on to do anything else in life, or is this the only noteworthy thing they've ever done? Do people ever make fun of them for their past? Were any members in Kidz Bop ever murdered? Are all the members in Kidz Bop created in a laboratory to be the perfect Tween Stars? I wouldn't be surprised if they were.

Kidz Bop also tours around doing concerts! I myself have never been to a concert in my life, so I feel like Kidz Bop would be a good introduction. Maybe I could take my nonexistent girlfriend with me to the concert, that would make for a great date. Sure, it would be awkward since everyone else there would be a 6 year old girl, but come on, Kidz Bop, man!

Since I don't know what else to talk about, I'm just going to post the worst Kidz Bop songs I could find. Be warned that they are the worst things ever, and the weak hearted should avoid listening to them. You've been warned.

Remember to praise your almighty Ogrelord, kids.

I like call these two the "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM" bundle.

Also, neither of the main singers in these songs sound like they're kids.

I don't think anyone can deny that this is the worst one of the bunch. Let's take Crazy Frog, the most annoying song of the early 2000's and get a bunch of kids to sing it, what could go wrong? EVERYTHING. Everything the could go wrong did go wrong with this song. It doesn't even sound like anyone here is trying, I feel so bad for the people that had to sing this. This makes me so mad, the same species that landed on the moon made this. The human race is truly a mixed bag of awful.

To be honest, I could have put anything on this list. The band is just so bad, that I could have put anything on here and it wouldn't have made a difference. I'm just glad they haven't touched my favorite band, They Might be Giants. I guess they're not relevant enough in this modern day and age. At least humanity has got that going for it. Did I miss any of the truly awful songs? Be sure to let me know if I did. I would sure love to torture myself some more with awful songs made worse by children singing them! Then again, no one reads this garbage blog anyways, so I that probably won't be happening anytime soon. I think I just dodged a bullet. Yay for being unpopular!