Hey, you there! Mister blog reader! Do you like Fundip? So do a lot of people! Don't you wish you could have like, 5 times more fun dip than a normal package of fundip? Well, have no fear! Introducing the hot new product: G Dip!
G Dip is a revolutionary product, made from pure 100% Gatorade Thirst Quencher Powder! Why buy a pack of Fun Dip when you can buy one large can of G Dip? Simply get yourself a lolipop or some sort of dipping stick, and begin G Dipping! G Dip comes in many flavors, such as Orange, Lemon Lime and probably some others they didn't have at the store! G Dip comes in a nice, safe container that can be easily stored for later consumption. No longer will you have to deal with the horrors of Fun Dip wrapper! My god, who came up with the idea for that? It's like a bunch of cocaine in a paper bag, except for kids. BUT YEAH G DIP BUY IT. You can find G Dip in the sports isle! YEah! G DIP, BITCH
Disclaimers:
G Dip is in fact, very unhealthy, and eating excessive amounts in large periods of time will likely result in a very upset tummy.
Carg Does Things is not responsible for any injuries that may occur due to consumtion of G Dip.
G Dip has been known to cause mass hallucinations such as the following.
Oh it may result in death, which is not a very good thing.
G Dip is in fact not endorsed by Gatorade or any of it's brands.
Don't sue me.
Teen Titans Go is a shitty show.
G Dip may or may not be illegal in some parts of the world.
Like mexicans.
And Cocaine.
G Dip is Secretly Cocaine but orange flavored.
Or Lemon Lime Depending on which one you buy.
April Fools, dawg
